Take a fresh banana, put it on a salad, drizzle with creamy ranch dressing
jeffnorris
Straight to jail
HippoGiggle
TheDancerFalls
It’s like something you’d give to zoo animals for enrichment.
Routine-Purchase-618
This looks disgusting. I thought maybe it was a Filipino restaurant, but I guess not. It’s definitely weird and gross. I would never try this even if I do like some strange combinations of food.
Live_Example_7996
0/0 didn‘t know this existed, has no right to exist
Tomj_Oad
🤢😭
Much-Meringue-7467
Is that peanut butter?
JudgeJoBrown05
This makes me sad 🙁
AverageInfamous7050
Make a smoothie out of it or something quickly because this shit on a plate’s makin’ me gag.
Crazy_Ad_91
Ohio, are you ok?
Feral_Sourdough
Sad_Peak755
I’m intrigued. Ohioan born & raised and this is new to me. Did you like?
KidKarez
Chef was hanging on to that one
Various-Age-5792
What is the brown stuff or should I ask???
CuddleBear167
Who tf decided to do this
Tipsy_Hog
That is the single most Ohioan-looking food I think I’ve ever had the displeasure of witnessing.
Laouijabored
People from Ohio also think skyline chilli is a god send, so..
bugandbear22
50’s food, uniquely designed for the palate of someone who constantly smokes cigarettes and drinks whiskey for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Everything’s delicious when your tastebuds are cooked
Special-Spare-3437
My mother loves this. She slices the bananas and uses salted peanuts instead of peanut butter. I call it banayonnaise and it’s an abomination.
The_Pussy_Wizard
Does the jizz sauce cost extra?
Grand-Matter4704
Dookie_shoes333
number2-daffodil
this is horrendous. the textures–haunting. the flavor profiles–distressing. the visual–alarming. who ordered it that you have a picture.
Claybuch
We need someone to order 100 of these on door dash
tbhcorn
Fuck this
Dan_TheDM
what in the unholy garbage can ass shit is this? EWWWWWWWWW
EmphasisStrong8961
people need to stop trying to re-invent the wheel.
Aptosauras
I’m failing to see the shittyfoodporn.
*Opens eyes*
Oh, there it is.
algebroni
If it’s from a diner I’m assuming they’re charging like $15 for it?
Normal_Tour6998
There’s this whole section in the middle of the country that seems to just put stuff on a plate and give it a name, now it’s a dish.
WorldsWorstTroll
It looks like two thing that would come before your main entree of a sloppy steak.
Spookymom93
Tpk08210
That’s semen 💯
hmmyouknowhowitbe
we sure this isn’t just a ohio way of saying “Bukake”
JauntyJames1
My dad used to sing the old Chickita Banana jingle to my daughter, probably to me as well when I was little
“You can put them in a salad
You can put them in a pie-aye!
Any way you want to eat them
It’s impossible to beat them”
He never did this shit, but whenever that jingle is from must have spawned this salad.
Edit: formatting
jimbalaya420
What in seven fucks is that
BigJim_TheTwins
The dressing looks like the bile that would be expelled if that was served to me
Calliope719
Please tell me that’s frosting and not mayo
Inveramsay
All those in favour of banning Americans from making salad raise your hands
Ok_Violinist_9820
What’s Ohio have to do with this? Never seen anything like that. Born and raised in Ohio
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Bukkake Salad
Looks like something my dog would cough up.
What’s in the middle, please?
did you passed out?
Take a fresh banana, put it on a salad, drizzle with creamy ranch dressing
Straight to jail
It’s like something you’d give to zoo animals for enrichment.
This looks disgusting. I thought maybe it was a Filipino restaurant, but I guess not. It’s definitely weird and gross. I would never try this even if I do like some strange combinations of food.
0/0 didn‘t know this existed, has no right to exist
🤢😭
Is that peanut butter?
This makes me sad 🙁
Make a smoothie out of it or something quickly because this shit on a plate’s makin’ me gag.
Ohio, are you ok?
I’m intrigued. Ohioan born & raised and this is new to me. Did you like?
Chef was hanging on to that one
What is the brown stuff or should I ask???
Who tf decided to do this
That is the single most Ohioan-looking food I think I’ve ever had the displeasure of witnessing.
People from Ohio also think skyline chilli is a god send, so..
50’s food, uniquely designed for the palate of someone who constantly smokes cigarettes and drinks whiskey for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Everything’s delicious when your tastebuds are cooked
My mother loves this. She slices the bananas and uses salted peanuts instead of peanut butter. I call it banayonnaise and it’s an abomination.
Does the jizz sauce cost extra?
this is horrendous. the textures–haunting. the flavor profiles–distressing. the visual–alarming. who ordered it that you have a picture.
We need someone to order 100 of these on door dash
Fuck this
what in the unholy garbage can ass shit is this? EWWWWWWWWW
people need to stop trying to re-invent the wheel.
I’m failing to see the shittyfoodporn.
*Opens eyes*
Oh, there it is.
If it’s from a diner I’m assuming they’re charging like $15 for it?
There’s this whole section in the middle of the country that seems to just put stuff on a plate and give it a name, now it’s a dish.
It looks like two thing that would come before your main entree of a sloppy steak.
That’s semen 💯
we sure this isn’t just a ohio way of saying “Bukake”
My dad used to sing the old Chickita Banana jingle to my daughter, probably to me as well when I was little
“You can put them in a salad
You can put them in a pie-aye!
Any way you want to eat them
It’s impossible to beat them”
He never did this shit, but whenever that jingle is from must have spawned this salad.
Edit: formatting
What in seven fucks is that
The dressing looks like the bile that would be expelled if that was served to me
Please tell me that’s frosting and not mayo
All those in favour of banning Americans from making salad raise your hands
What’s Ohio have to do with this? Never seen anything like that. Born and raised in Ohio